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Welcome to NLP Fight Club ®©™

NLP Fight Club is a friendly community of people in the UK and around the world who enjoy engaging in combat, sharing mutual agression and having fun doing so. You can:

. Meet other NLP Fight Club members in your area
. Find out about local NLP Fight Club events
. Learn more about the latest fighting techniques
. Referee and contribute to special cage fights
. Discuss your fighting strategies and experiences with other regular fighters

It's free to join, but only if you adhere to the rules of NLP Fight Club detailed below

Rules of NLP Fight Club ®©™

1. You do not talk about 'NLP Fight Club'.
2. You do not talk about 'NLP Fight Club'.
3. When someone yells "Stop" or goes limp, or taps out, the rapport is over.
4. Only two guys to a fight.
5. One presupposition at a time.
6. No speed seduction, no sleight of mouth.
7. Fights go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first night at 'NLP Fight Club', you have to fight

Read about our IFNLP Ring Leader Paul Morris



As soon as you join, you'll find how easy it is to begin to share mutual agression

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APRIL 1st Announcements

An evening with James Westlake III a.k.a JW3


"i love all my fans" - JW3

An evening with James Westlake- 3rd Sept 2007

James Westlake was the first apprentice of Tobias Westake in Britain and he has spent more than four months learning, developing and teaching PONLP around the world. James achieved LEGEND status as Fight Club has evolved this past year.

James is the creator of the Hand to Hand Combat Induction®©™. Due to all his efforts we have bestowed the honour of Driving Force & Motivational Manager to him.

James doesn't need to ask the standard PONLP questions like "How do I fix my problem?" because he already knows. James will also be talking about his time on the road with Tobias
Westlake
our leader and inspiration.

There will be time for some questions and answers at the end and he will be signing copies of his new book "I access everything cool"

Meet 7pm for a 7:30 start In Central London (Venue to be confirmed when we have a better idea of numbers, and it'll be somewhere central and convenient.)

Cost: £125 in advance; (£130 on the door, if spaces are still available).

James will also be presenting a special weekend seminar as part of the new certificated series of trainings in Glasgow later this years, dates to be announced through the usual channels.

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James Westlake III was initially the first apprentice to Tobias Westlake in 2002 and subsequently was formally adopted into the Westlake Dynasty. While working as his apprentice James completed many tasks that were fully detailed in Tobias Westlake's Book "The Genius of Love" including the pointy icicle walk and the three week stint on location with the Brat Camp tutors in the Mid West USA, which was filmed for broadcast later this year. During his apprenticeship he created the Hand to Hand Combact Induction after modelling the feudal pygmies of the Guatemalan highlands.

Read more about James Westlake III

 

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